The Dark Lord's Guide to Dating (and Other War Crimes)

by Tiffany Hunt

★★★☆☆
Genre
Romantasy
Date Read
March 19, 2026
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When Dark Lord Kazimir Blackrose kidnaps Lady Arabella for a forced marriage, he expects a broken bride. Instead, he gets a furious warrior who refuses to be anyone’s prize and insists on her own terms, even inside his fortress. Dark, spicy, and wickedly funny, this enemies-to-lovers romantasy follows a conflicted villain and his unstoppable bride as their chaotic alliance becomes the kingdom’s most dangerous, most combustible relationship.

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My Review

Thank you so much to Scarlett Press for gifting me this ARC!

This book had me completely hooked in the first half. The setup is fresh: Lady Arabella gets kidnapped for a forced marriage and responds not with tears but with a knife and a list of demands. I loved her immediately. She’s the kind of heroine who knows exactly what she’s worth and refuses to shrink for anyone, including the realm’s most feared villain. There’s no performative stupidity here, no contrived misunderstandings born from a character making choices no real person would make. She’s just sharp, self-possessed, and a delight to follow. Kazimir, for his part, is a great foil: menacing on paper, completely out of his depth in practice. Golf with enemy eyeballs. Aphrodisiac dinners gone catastrophically wrong. The comic timing in the early chapters is genuinely excellent. And then the middle happens.

Somewhere around the 60 to 75 percent mark, the book hits a wall. The two leads suddenly can’t be in the same room, trading the crackling chemistry that made the whole thing work for brooding silence and circular arguments. The shift feels arbitrary rather than earned, and I still can’t fully explain what actually drove it. Bones hurting and fear of magic? Maybe. But these two had just had world-ending chemistry and then couldn’t look at each other for a third of the book. It doesn’t track with who they’d become.

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The “I love you” also doesn’t land because the book withholds it for book two purposes rather than character ones. Same goes for the shadow king reveal being pushed out of this volume entirely. It all started to feel like a standalone that got restructured into a series, and the seams show.

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I talk about this book in my March 2026 Reading Update.

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About the Author

Tiffany Hunt writes darkly funny, spicy fantasy romance about dangerous heroes, clever heroines, and the twisted love stories that bloom in the shadows.

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